First episode of the post-Vinny era. And possibly the last episode of the Situation era if you want to believe the hype. I don't think either of those will last. Sitch isn't going, and I think Vinny will be back in 2 more episodes, max.
1. Pauly D (2) - In this episode, Pauly D has a sad. And how do you deal with sadness on the Jersey Shore? Fuck a stranger, of course! And the more that the stranger looks like someone your friend would have liked, the more you should try to hook up with them. The one night Pauly and Mike both pull girls out of the bar, he says Mike has a grenade, but upon quick glance i think Mike's girl is better and his is a grenade. The tattoo chick was no prize, either. The whole D family comes out for his b-day. Mama Dukes, both Aunt Paulas, Uncle George, and of course Big Jerry. Perhaps the best part of the whole birthday conundrum is that his barber from Rhode Island comes and we finally got to see what Pauly looks like with his hair unspiked. It's really something.
2. Situation (6) - It pains me to say this, but I have to side with Mike. The roommates ignoring his birthday was pretty fucked up. Pauly's family coming to see him is fine, he can beef with his parents and the Sisteration about that, but knowing that 2 people have birthdays one day apart, there should be accomodations made for both if you are doing something for one. Putting Pauly and Mike on the birthday cake would have taken another 30 seconds. Pretty messed up. He really needs to let this Snooki/Unit/Jionni thing go, though. You got away with it, why cause a problem when you don't need to. That's why you have problems getting along with people.
3. Sammi (4) - I've gotta say, Sammi shit talking on the other girls around cracks me up. Her conversation with Paula was some of the best backhanded compliments I've ever seen. They may have even bordered on fronthanded insults. I was cracking up when she said "I like you because you're so non-chalant like you'll just do whatever and don't care." And she said that Paula was "nice, even though she is dirty and grimy, she is nice." Snarky Bitch Sammi > Fighting Bitch Sammi.
4. Deena (9) - After Deena gets done crying she acts if she looks like a mess while she has toilet paper stuck to her foot. Sure do, sweetheart! We learned that Deena enjoys hanging out with gay guys because you can get "frickin' hammered, and you don't have to worry about giving them (either pussy or a blow job, it was bleeped out but either way, the point stands) at the end of the night." Hopefully they don't care about whatever the hell happened to her hair after a long day busting moves at Jenks.
5. Snooki (7) - How the hell do these girls go out to Karma after they were fall down drunk during the daylight at Jenk's. She is still trying to hide everything with Jionni. Pretty sure it's not going to work, especially when their relationship has gotten to the point where she says "bye, I won't cheat on you" when he leaves. Seem to be some trust issues in their relationship. I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get to see the results her and Deena's search for strippers/whores. I'm sure it would be just like the girls at Karma only with more clothes.
6. Paula (5) - Does this girl realize she is on national television as an emergency slampiece for one of the biggest douchebags in recent history? Like how Steve Jobs is a symbol for innovation, Situation is a symbol for douchebaggery. It does appear that Mike may be willing to make an honest women out of her, and frankly I am excited to see what Relationship Situation is like. Could go either way, really.
7. Jenks (-) - As best as I can tell this is some sort of day bar that serves Rufee coladas to annoying girls and gay guys. Even Deena's sister hangs out there. Snooki and Deena do some stort of a techno version of "Movin' Like Bernie" and then Snooki tips over and rams her head into a Skullcandy sign.
8. Bosnian Girl (-) - I don't know what to say about you. You're cute, but you don't come off well. And for claiming you are Bosnian you sure don't have much of an accent. Of course everyone on the show claims to be Italian and most of them are probably 3 generations removed from anybody off a boat.
9. Ronnie (8) - Rocks the skinny jeans in honor of Vinny. This isn't quite the same as Pauly's tribute as banging a punk rock tattooed cougar, or whatever, but I'll take what I can get out of Ronnie. My expectations are pretty low that anything we can get is a bonus. Travis Hafner style.
10. JWoww (10) - I understand that she didn't want Deena to cause a scene by crying at the bar, but that actually seemed like a pretty reasonable reaction. These girls cry about everything, why not when one of their good friends just dips out in the middle of the night without saying goodbye. At one point Jenni got mad at Danny the boss for blowing a vuvuzuela at her because she was sleeping on the counter at work. What a dick.
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