Jersey Shore Power Rankings Season 5 Week 6

A lot less public urination this week, so that was nice.

1. Deena (4) - If it wasn't for helping the guys get laid, Deena would have pretty much no reason to ever be on camera. And it's not that she's not trying to whore around, she just can't find anyone willing to go for it. Here's something that's been bothering me for a while. Meatballs. This is not a flattering term for a girl. Or a guy, but that's neither here nor there. I would think that 99% of girls would take serious offense to being called a meatball, but these 2 idiots take pride in it. Like, are they empower the word maybe? I think in that case, you're supposed to put an 'a' on the end. Meatballa. Regardless, they are meatballs and Deena is absolutely disgusting, and getting progressively worse.
In addition to calling Danny the boss "an annoying", she says "a leopard never sheds its stripes" in reference to Mike.
And what the fuck is going on with her arm!

Jersey Shore Power Rankings Season 5 Week 5

Kind of a weird episode. Mike going off the deep end was the dominant storyline, and it seems like he is on the verge of a full-blown psychological breakdown. So we have that to look forward to. And Snooki pissing herself. That's pretty much it.

1. Situation (6) - Mike is the biggest headcase on the planet. He tries to mask his insecurity with overconfidence, but I think all this time in the spotlight has worn him down. He's finally lost it. Fortunately he has his army of "friends" at Jenkinson's that nobody has ever seen or mentioned or heard of before so he can have a good support group. There is a 110% chance that Mike stayed at Jenks instead of going to the batting cages because he doesn't know how to swing a baseball bat. What he can swing however, is his dick hanging out of his pants while he walks around the house acting weird, apparently. And then at the end of the show he gets all mad saying Snooki betrayed him, which doesn't make sense. Big things coming, I think.